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'Last, on Sledge Hammer!'

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Hammer, you can't defuse that bomb.

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Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

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Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

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In a moment,
Detective Raker will take the stand

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against reputed crime boss,
Johnny "Red Shoes" Haggis,

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about his role
in the murder of DA Burnham.

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This is Amy Porter, reporting live.

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Now. Right this minute.

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Do you promise to tell the truth,
so help you God?

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I do.

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Detective Raker, tell the court exactly what
you saw the night of June 20, 1986.

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Well, I observed Mr Hagg...

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I observed Mr Johnny
"Red Shoes" Hagg... Haggis...

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I observed... Mr...

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.. Mr Haggis...

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I... I... don't know.

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Just tell the court what you remember.

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I don't know.

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I told you, I don't remember!
Why don't you stop yelling like that?

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Order in this court.

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Order in this court!

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I said order in this court!

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- Violence!
- Not me, him!

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In all my years in the force,
I have never been this disgusted.

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- So you heard?
- Yeah, I heard.

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Cancelling the Police Field Day. It was my
turn to get shot out of the cannon.

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This is ridiculous.

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Ow!

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Oh, that's where I put that. My mind!

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Hammer, I thought you were
talking about Detective Raker.

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Chris Raker?

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I like that guy. He's kinda tough,
good with his fists. Always liked him.

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He cracked on the stand and didn't finger
Johnny "Red Shoes" Haggis.

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That wimp! I never really trusted him.

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He was so dedicated. So stable.

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- How's the Captain taking it?
- Not very well.

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- In his office most of the morning.
- Probably depressed.

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Captain Trunk has been like
a second-hand father to Raker for years.

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How sharper than a serpent's tooth
is an ungratefuI punk.

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- Sorry for interrupting.
- Wanted to cheer you up, sir.

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This is the worst day of my life.

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Now, right there, you're wrong.

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You've said many times
the worst day was the day I joined.

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Now you feeI better?

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Yes.

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I'm sure there's an explanation
for Raker's breakdown.

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Oh, it's obvious what happened.

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He was pretending. Johnny
"Red Shoes" Haggis paid him off.

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You can make a lot of money in acting.

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Raker would never sell out.
He had integrity, you understand?

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The mere fact that you would
even suggest that he was...

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Go ahead, let it out.
You'll feeI better, Captain.

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Whatever!

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Captain, I thought he sounded reaI.
All that ranting about violence.

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- That's difficult to fake.
- No, believe me, Raker is a faker.

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All cops face violence.

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The ones who can't deaI with it crack.

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And the ones who can, teach.

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- If I could just... talk to him.
- You wanna talk to him?

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Why don't you diaI him direct?
555 WeaseI. Here, I'll ring him up.

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Hammer, give it a rest.
I've already tried. The man's not at home.

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Oh, typicaI. The line went dead.
Danged deregulation!

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Argh!

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Hammer, you're a big, dumb...!

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How does it feeI to be
the second craziest cop on the force?

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What was that?

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I asked how it felt to be
the second craziest cop on the force.

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Oh, I thought you said "laziest".

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Sorry. My mistake.

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- You don't believe Raker lost it, do you?
- Not a chance.

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That kid's taken the heart out of Trunk. I'm
not gonna let him get away with it.

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He was too perfect. That bonehead
even had a perfect attendance record.

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What's wrong with perfect attendance?

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Any cop worth his tin is out at least
a couple of days with a flesh wound.

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Well, I think we're all human.

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- I mean, we should strive for perfection.
- Speak for yourself, Doreau.

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I am perfect. A perfect 42 regular,
and a perfect shot.

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I started WC after the network
forced me out of programming.

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They said my ideas were
too high-concept.

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You tell me, what's wrong with an alien
puppet living with a suburban family?

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OK, it's stupid, but what's wrong with it?

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Nothing. Sounds kind of cute.

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Cute? There's too much cute in the world.
There should be an alternative.

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You've heard of reality programming?

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This is reality reprogramming.

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Here we are, at the nerve centre
of my entire operation.

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Voila!

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Whoops. Sorry, we were just playing
a game of Space Invaders.

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The latest in mind-controI technology.

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Thought controI through television.

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Amazing.

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I could start a fourth network
just like this.

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- There already is a fourth network.
- That's a network?

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I see your point. Anyhow, your process
certainly worked on that cop, Raker.

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Johnny "Red Shoes" Haggis
couldn't be happier. $500,000.

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I'm not doing this for the money.

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But I have to answer to a higher command.
My two-year-old son.

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This is all very... erm... impressive,
Mr Smartikoff. I'll be leaving.

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But this is only the beginning.
I've devoted my whole life to TV.

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Man has only begun to scratch the tip
of the iceberg of the video age.

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I'm really not into television.
I only watch PBS and Nightline.

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Someday, you'll be into television because it
will rule your life.

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Man will never have to leave his couch.

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You will even traveI to foreign lands
by TV.

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Actually, I enjoy flying.

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Ultimately, man and TV will combine
to form a newer, higher being.

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Yes! A super-race!

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Smarter, brighter, new and improved.

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And it will all start here,
and with those who watch it.

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Yes, the rulers of tomorrow
sit in front of the TV today.

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Laughter)

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Oh, another new sweater!

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Come on, Theo.

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- Who is it?
- Hammer, it's me, Raker. Open up.

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Look, if you came here for insults,
I already gave at the office.

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- Hammer, I have to talk to somebody.
- Yeah? Well, don't confess.

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Let me beat it out of you.
I hate cops who take bribes.

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I didn't take a bribe.

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Listen. You're the only one I can talk to.

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You're bloodthirsty, but you're trustworthy.
You gotta listen to me.

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I don't listen to malcontents.

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Especially malcontents
who malcontent all over the Captain.

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Hammer, listen. I'm telling you the truth.

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I don't know what happened to me
on the stand.

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There was this sound, this noise.
I couldn't remember anything.

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And then these nightmares.

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These terrible, weird nightmares.
They seemed so reaI.

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The one where you haven't been to class
and it's the finaI and you're in underwear?

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No. No, these revolve around a white room.
Hammer, you gotta help me.

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I just helped you quit smoking.

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I don't know what happened to you on the
stand. Maybe you didn't take a bribe.

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Maybe you just cracked
under the pressure.

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But you better remember what happened
with Johnny "Red Shoes" Haggis.

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I tried. I tried, but nothing happens.

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Well, try harder.

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Remember. Remember, come on!

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Haggis. The murder.

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Haggis. The murder!

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No!

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No! There's violence here!
There's violence here!

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That sound.
I have to get rid of that sound.

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I got to get it out of my head.

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Ooh!
Nicotine withdrawaI's a reaI bummer.

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That noise! Help me, Hammer.
Help me, Hammer!

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- Now hit me. Hit me.
- My pleasure.

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- FeeI better now?
- No. Hit me. Hit me, Hammer.

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Hit me. That noise!

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Boy, you can come over here any time.

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You just bought the farm, fink.

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All right, now you're in trouble.

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I got to stop the noise!

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Darn it!

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I love it when company drops by.

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All right, come on, let's go. Party's over.

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OK, people, let's clear it.

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That guy's gonna destroy Trunk and me.

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I still don't understand
why he came to you.

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Uh... Felt safe here?

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When Raker rushed in here, he was
shaking worse than a rumba dancer.

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He had that look in his eyes of someone
who'd just stepped over the edge.

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- I've seen that look before.
- Yeah? In the war?

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No, in the mirror.

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Sledge, what do you think
made him break down?

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I don't know. AII I did was ask him
about Johnny "Red Shoes" Haggis.

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- I'm going to lose my security deposit.
- They required one?

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Can you remember saying anything
that set him off?

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He came in here, he was raving,
going on about noise.

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He said the noise... and something
about nightmares.

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What did he say about nightmares?

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All he mentioned
was something about a white room.

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A white room? White room.
I've read something about that.

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- Look, another article.
- What magazine is this from?

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- Reader's Digest.
- Can't get more authoritative than that.

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"Advertising agencies
have expressed an interest

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in mind controI techniques
such as the KGB's white room process. "

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That's all it says.
It's the condensed version.

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That's it. The white room.

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You don't believe the networks are trying to
turn people into automatons?

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Haven't you ever seen Matlock?

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The only people more calculating
than the networks are the Mob.

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They didn't bribe Raker.
They brainwashed him.

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They programmed him to break down,

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every time he tried to remember
Johnny "Red Shoes" Haggis.

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Let's talk to Trunk. I think I've figured out
how to pull the plug on Haggis.

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Let me get this straight.

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You want me to spread the word
that you've got new information

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that will put Johnny "Red Shoes" Haggis
behind bars for good?

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And you're going to testify tomorrow?
Hammer, that will never work.

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Yes, it will.
We'll get a woman to start the rumour.

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Want to do it, Doreau?
Well, we'll get somebody else.

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The guy who got to Raker is going to try to
get to me before I testify.

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Oh, Hammer!
Hammer, something is happening.

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Put that network in the dumper.

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I already did, last year.

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'And this just in.

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'Inspector Sledge Hammer will testify
tomorrow with new information that will,

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"'put that scum-sucking leech
into the slammer for so long,

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"'by the time he gets out, he'll be dead. "'

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- Thought of that myself.
- Yeah, I could tell.

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Well, Doreau,
I guess it's time for you to make tracks.

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I think I should stay and back you up.

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I don't need backup.
I got all the backup I need right here.

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It's taken me through shoot-outs
and stakeouts and...

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And a marriage.

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So... amscray.

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I can hide in the closet.

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The Mob has probably been watching
all evening.

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They're not going to make a move
till you leave. So beat it.

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I can take care of myself.
Always have, always will.

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You know, it's OK
to let people care about you.

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It's not a slight against your masculinity.

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- It's human.
- I think I hear your mother calling.

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Beneath that loner exterior
and twisted mind, there is a heart.

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A heart with reaI emotion. It's really OK to let
it out every once in a while.

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One more insult, and you're
going out of here on a stretcher.

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You win.

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You know, once, I'd like to come
over here when it wasn't a crisis.

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You could just invite me over,
and we could just talk.

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- Is that too much to ask?
- I don't know. Depends.

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- Just call before you come over.
- Why? Think you might make dinner?

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No, I want to disarm all the booby traps.

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Phew!

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Good night.

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Turn the light on.

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Shouldn't something be happening,
Smartikoff?

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Dang! No cartoon first.

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Look, Johnny Haggis wants results.

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I don't know what he knows,
but I want him not to know it.

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- You know?
- I know, I know.

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If we can't brainwash him,
let's brain wax him.

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Go to leveI three.

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'Dishwashing, toilet paper.

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'TV dinners, soap,

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'trash bag,

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'deodorant, breakfast cereaI,

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'tyres, toilet paper,

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'TV dinners. '

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00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:59,255
Finally. He's jello.
Let's get down to business.

240
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Take notes.

241
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:06,412
Inspector Hammer, tomorrow,

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whenever anyone asks you anything about
Johnny "Red Shoes" Haggis,

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you will forget everything.

244
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Is that understood?

245
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You put him to sleep, you idiot!

246
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,056
- Wake him up.
- Yes, sir.

247
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Go to leveI four.

248
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:29,212
- Wake up, Hammer. Wake up.
- No, Mom, I'll take out the garbage.

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- Wake up.
- Mom, Mom...

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At leveI four, we associate
scenes of extreme violence

251
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with our command
to forget a certain topic.

252
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It could turn Oliver North into
a bed wetter.

253
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,851
We're running out of time.

254
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,138
Ah! Oh!

255
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:05,977
This man is experiencing every form of
violence known to man. He's loving it!

256
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:13,457
Hey, what are you doing?
It was just getting good.

257
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:16,816
You guys should release this in cassettes.
You'd make a fortune.

258
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:20,859
- That will be enough, Inspector Hammer.
- Could you make me a copy? VHS?

259
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,691
I am losing my patience.

260
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:26,135
So am I. Give me a gun, let's kill him.

261
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:29,929
- Are you mad?
- Would a sane man work in television?

262
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,976
But there must be another way.

263
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:34,978
You're right.

264
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:38,257
Forget it. You guys can't scare me.

265
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:41,377
You can turn my stomach,
but you can't scare me.

266
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:46,056
I'm a brick wall.
The only guy who can reach me is me.

267
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:48,096
And I'm on my side.

268
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His conscious is too strong.

269
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:53,011
We'll reach him through
his subconscious, through himself.

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00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:55,691
Begin faciaI topography sequence.

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Convert my voice to Hammer's.

272
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'Well, Sledge-sledge-sledge-sledge-eroo,

273
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:15,772
'this is a fine mess
you've gotten us into. '

274
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:18,420
Us? Is this some kind of joke?

275
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:22,413
'Oh, no, no, no joke. I am you. '

276
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You will do what I say.

277
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:27,736
If you're selling encyclopaedias,
I'm not buying any.

278
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,776
You're not reaI.

279
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:34,290
- 'I am reaI.'
- Yeah? Can you do this?

280
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,419
Boy, one hour with you would be hell.

281
00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:44,890
'Sto-stop fighting it and listen to me-me.

282
00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:49,656
'You will remember nothing when asked
about Johnny "Red Shoes" Haggis. '

283
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:52,413
Tomorrow, I will remember nothing.

284
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,810
'If pressed, you will become agitated.

285
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,573
'If further pressed, in fact,
you will draw your gun

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00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:02,699
'and kill the D-D-D-D-A-A-A-A-A-A.'

287
00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:05,817
I will blow away the DA.

288
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:10,052
'When you wake up in the morning,
you will feeI refreshed.

289
00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:13,052
'And you will remember
nothing about tonight. '

290
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:16,291
Refreshed. I will kill the DA.

291
00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,371
'Now, sleep.

292
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:24,330
'Tomorrow is a big
day-day-day-day-day-day-day. '

293
00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:44,537
Wow!

294
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:47,498
Man! I slept like a log!

295
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:51,537
Hope you had a good night.

296
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:57,857
Inspector Hammer,
tell the court what you remember.

297
00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:02,455
I was born a white, middle-class child.
I lived...

298
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:06,010
No, Inspector.
About Johnny "Red Shoes" Haggis.

299
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,450
Ah, well, I... uh...

300
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,570
- Yes?
- I... erm...

301
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:16,692
I don't remember.

302
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:25,015
Why else would you tell Captain Trunk you
had new, important information?

303
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:29,139
No. I... I... No!

304
00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:30,812
I mean, no.

305
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:35,052
This is no time for fooling around,
Inspector. What about Haggis?

306
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,778
I don't remember.

307
00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:39,135
- Nothing?
- I don't remember.

308
00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:41,176
Shut up! I don't remember!

309
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:44,570
- Nothing?
- I don't remember. Stop it, stop it!

310
00:22:44,660 --> 00:22:47,493
I can't take it. My head! It's the noise.

311
00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:49,855
Can't you hear it? Stop!

312
00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:52,170
Stop!

313
00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:59,169
You goofball cop! You're supposed
to shoot the DA, not me.

314
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:04,339
- What's going on?
- Arrest them. They killed the dead DA.

315
00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:07,537
Then they brainwashed Raker
and tried to brainwash me.

316
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,293
How's that for a quick explanation?

317
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:16,660
- Do you have any comment, Mr Haggis?
- Argh!

318
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:21,655
I'm paying you nothing. Nothing,
you hear me? Nothing! You get nothing!

319
00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:25,335
Nothing! Nothing! You hear me? Nothing.
You get nothing.

320
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:27,092
It looks like justice was done.

321
00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:30,729
It sure was. Those were the ugliest shoes
I've ever seen.

322
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:32,856
Didn't they try to brainwash you?

323
00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:37,695
That's right, Captain, they did.
They tried to play on my subconscious.

324
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:41,216
- But they forgot one important thing.
- What's that?

325
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:43,256
I don't have a subconscious.

326
00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:52,299
I'm amazed you were able to hold out
against their brainwashing.

327
00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:56,658
Well, it was easy, sir.
I simply thought about one thing.

328
00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:58,458
What was that?

329
00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:03,136
Who's always close to my side? Someone
I've been neglecting lately?

330
00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:07,577
Someone for whom I've never been able to
express my true feelings.

331
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:12,859
Someone who's beautifuI, sleek... attractive.

332
00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:18,379
- It's obvious who I'm talking about.
- Oh, Sledge, stop.

333
00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:22,136
My gun!

334
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:27,777
Hammer, you are a truly sensitive guy.

335
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:30,533
Thank you, sir.
I never thought you noticed.

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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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